How to Avoid Getting Your Ass Kicked – Tips and Tricks for Avoiding a Fight

When someone in a nightclub  says “What are you looking at faggot?” do not answer back “Nothing”. It may seem like a logical and reasonable response but it will only provoke the person.

Instead say something like “Oh, sorry dude, I was just trippin’…I think I need to stop mixing alcohol with my meds”.

The reason is that the question is really a rhetorical device designed to provoke a response. You are being challenged. It’s a test. If you answer wrong you will get beat up. If you answer correctly he will move on to something else because you will have reaffirmed his status as an alpha male. So make sure you answer correctly.


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