Your foot is not shaped like a tube. It has a bend in it that’s called a heel. Would you buy tube shoes? Of course not. Then don’t buy tube socks.
Don’t freeze tomatoes. They will turn to mush when thawed.
I’M NOT FUCKING KIDDING! DON’T EVER DO IT!
We should all eat more vegetables. They are healthy. Some people get confused on what counts as a vegetable. Corn is a grain, not a vegetable. So corn doesn’t count. Now you know!
I’m not always happy. Sometimes I am sad. Yesterday I found a dollar on the ground, and that made me happy. But when I picked it up it had poop on it, and that made me sad.
I like the color red. It reminds me of stop signs and cherry pie. Candy canes are half red. Isn’t that interesting? Do you like the color red?
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Smart Phones Versus Dumb People
According to the New England Journal of Medicine a smart person can achieve more with a dumb phone that and dumb person can achieve with a smart phone. The study recommends that people should purchase phones that match their IQ. The study estimates that this will save consumers over 1.8 billion dollars a year. Shocking!